Old-timey Fashionista T-Shirts

Maid

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Victorian Lady

Blue Dress and Feather

A Macaroni in 1772

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."

Three Ladies

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

I want to hold your hand

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Pizza and Karaoke

Granny Wear

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

'...but since no fossils of dinosaur clothing have yet been found, what you see here is mostly speculation.'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

Wild and crazy salmon

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Will Curl Lip For Food

Love and champaign

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."