Old-school Fashionista Pillows

"Dad! Gracie broke my Flip Wilson lunch box!"

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

Blue Dress and Feather

Mikado

The Coiffing - to Illustrate poem 'The Ballad of a Barber'

When Tia Carmen says... "I got it for a very good price!" it means...she stopped at a garage sale on the way home.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Three Ladies

'That's a picture of my granddad with shoulder length hair and a beard. That's why mom calls these albums hair looms.'

Tuck Shop

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

'Yeah, a lot of people say I look like Elvis. I think it's my eyes.'

"Jeepers creepers! It's Madonna, but it's you, too, Margaret."

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

What bothers me is that my birthday suit now counts as vintage clothing.

"'CPD'...stuff and nonsense, the old ways are fine for me, now pass me a hammer. I need to put this patient out!"

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

"We're trying to give geriatrics a sexier image..."

Pizza and Karaoke

"Of course it sends your message digitally. If you want analogue we'll have to saddle up old Bessie."

My client vigorously denies your charges. He says he has great respect for what makes you special. He knows that you like Amy Winehouse, watching The Office, secondhand clothes. You're reading off my Facebook page. He knows you're on Facebook. You're both off my friends list.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Amy Winehouse

Rock and roll singer with old mike and three backing singers.

1870: The accidental invention of 'the selfie'.

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Wild and crazy salmon

Will Curl Lip For Food

'Do these pants come with bigger belt loops?'

Here's eco club's green-prom tip sheet. Let's see. Wear vintage clothing. Buy locally grown corsage flowers. Use biodegradable cups and plates. Eco club. This is so obvious. How about the tough stuff? Ok. Who knows where to recycle gel pads from push-up bras? The place that takes the fake hair extensions?

The 80's boombox guy in the 21 century

"I advise you to take it, Madam, before Washington puts its foot down."

The Toilet of Helen - For Beardsley's Story 'Under the Hill'