Fashion-forward Seniors T-Shirts

"Who's the old guy trying to be hip?"

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"Bad news. Your use-by date was a month ago."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Rock on Grandma!

Pensioner's Romance

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

"Here are our latest frames, designed to make you look with-it, even though your past-it."

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"I'm afraid a hearing aid will make me look old."

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

The Next Product For Boomers: Designer Adult Diapers.

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'Hot dang! Ethel, check out Raymond's new twenty-twos!'

Florida Wildlife Today's Featured Species is the Old Goat

"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt

"Come on, come on, I can't hold it in much longer."

Three legged crutch for a three legged man

Late Bloomers

'Me retire? Never!!!'

"This says the gang problem has been overestimated."