Cool Grandma Gifts

Rock on Grandma!

"Like this, Tommy?"

Prize vegetables.

Lady using paint roller as rolling pin for baking dough.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"His first out-of-body experience."

"I spilled a red dot of paint, so I painted the whole room so you wouldn't notice it."

"Frankly, now that he's an obnoxious teenager, I find it more and more difficult to muster the urge to protect him..."

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

International Women's Day

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'The cats love getting some fresh air, and it's the warmed coat I've ever had.'

'The BOSS sent me down to help rebuild your faith.'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Domestic Goddess.

'Make sure you pretend to water it.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

I quilt therefore I am

"Honey, you're spoiling that child."

"Samson was the best actor in the bible - he brought the house down!"

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

Plant Lady

What did I tell you about covering your bottom when you sneeze?

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

"Black or white, Vicar?"

"No, I don’t find it funny that her first words are ‘South Park’!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Victorian Lady