Chatty Grandma Gifts

Grandma's Cupcakes And Details About My Foot Surgery

"Soon you'll be sucking your thumb AND tying your shoes...they call it multitasking."

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

My diagnosis? Restless tongue syndrome.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Silver Surfer.

'Do you come here often?'

Rock on Grandma!

'I'm sorry Peggy, but at this point in time, I just don't feel like getting off the couch.'

I conduct comprehensive surveys - I ask my girlfriend.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

A guy tries his luck at the water cooler.

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

White Wine Wisdom (2)

Communication

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

'How did you cope before 24-hour rolling gossip?'

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

'Hello! I don't believe I've bored you yet...'

"You know, after all these years of giving you advice on all. Things personal and professional, it occurred to me that you've never actually asked for my opinion."

Blah blah blah.

'I suppose you want to be served.' - 'No, but I wouldn't mind being included in the conversation.'

'Grandma, show me the chicken's nuggets!'

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Alexa and Siri girl talk.

'I thought she'd never shut up!'

"Do you play?"

Gathering to Gossip at Recycling Point

Lady with walking frame on skis.

'What's wrong? Have you got laryngitis?'

"Wow, that was short. You only talked for 45 minutes. What happened?"