Gaming Guardian Gifts

"We're very worried that John's homework has started to interfere with his computer gaming."

"I just don't understand how parents can't see that their kids are getting indoctrinated right under their noses."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'If he grabs the broccoli, we turn on the Raffi tunes. If he heads towards the Playstation, he hit him with the air horn at 100db.'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Remind me again, is it Accounting or IT that handles issues related to online solitaire?"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Computer games

"No, son, you’re not ‘M for Mature.’"

"Well the good news is that we did save a little money by not investing in cyber crime protection...."

Bill glanced up from his computer. It was dark outside. He smelled of BO. A little voice inside his head whispered, 'you should probably log off now.'

What an afternoon. Rudy, listen to me. It didn't mean anything. You can't play Xbox 360 all afternoon with a guy and pretend it means nothing. I was drunk! You loved it - all of it. The racing and arcade games, the first-person shooters, but especially ... No ... WWF Wrestling Smackdown. I'm a married woman!

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

Crane Game. Ball Game.

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Computer making faces behind owner's back.

'I caught him watching tv, surfing the net, and playing video games ..book him!'

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

'Hand over the last one now kid or you're getting my fist for Christmas!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

Things that go beep in the night.

Computer Crimes

Essex computer.

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"Dopamine Casino. Gambling that makes you feel like gambling."

"Forget it – we're not buying some expensive sex robot for it to end up unused in the garage with the massaging armchair and the rowing machine."

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

Boys and Girls: Differences in Internet Surfing.

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

"Kids, look at the weather! Why don't you play outside?"