Guild Gatherer Gifts

Tartine

Carmel Buildings, Portman Square: A temperance meeting.

Best Before 5th Pint.

Decorated officer - 'And these are for keeping my pants up.'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"welcome man cave."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Quiz Night...

Rose Toast

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

Midwest Winter Items.

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

The 24-Hour Celebrities Doing Something Stupid Channel.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

International Monetary Conference in Paris- Silver Currency an Unsound Footing

"...I have the oddest 'earliest memory' and I wanted to share it. It's just as wekkm I guess. Knowing some man secretly attended my first birthday party has caused me to question my parentage all these years....Especially since Mother Park made me promise not to tell Father that the potted plant was acually J. Edgar Hoover."

"Love the tie, Chad—that is so pimp!"

"I had half a date last weekend."

"Oh, its just a fun fur that my husband got me."

The Before-You-Know It-It'll-Be-Obsolete Computer Company

'Nothing like some tea and symphony.'

"Facts are good, but we need all the rumors, gossip, and speculation to fully understand the situation."

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

'We'd like a quiet table for 47.'

'Newton's fourth law - physicists congregate periodically in obscure European cities to have their picture taken, and then they quickly disperse.

'As a career goal, I'd like to work in government, get the goods on someone, and write a tell-all book.'