Community Gatherer Gifts

"We just got a call from the shul down the block. Could we find them a tenth man for a minyan?"

'Not ANOTHER pub boarded up!'

Midwest Winter Items.

'I didn't know you had to PAY to come to church?'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

"Oh, now I remember you. You live in that big shoe on the corner."

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"Let's save a few so we can continue to piss off the neighbors for the next few weeks."

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

The most fabulous Gran in the world.

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

Collective Psyche

Time for tea and friendship.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Pearly King and Queen

"Nice family you’ve got there. Too bad if anything were to happen to them."

Santa in the Sky: Happy Holidays!

'Hunting and gathering doesn't sound very interesting, so I have decided to become a consultant.'

Before the riots/after the riots

social services cuts

Barbecue

Human Rights for All

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

Impotent Democracy

The Stumble Inn Bar & Grill

recycling

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

Grocery Shopping