Community Gathering Advocates Gifts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'Don't feel bad — all tree huggers get a splinter now and then.'

"Where do we put Desserts?"

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

'He went in for the Worst Singer and won first prize in the Gurning competition at the same time!'

See you at the farmers market!

AA Meeting Here Today

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"They want to put up a new cell tower in our neighbourhood?! We don't need more of those radio emission eyesores here! I'm gonna complain... ...as soon as I have better signal strength."

"I see you're back from church. What was cherry-picked for you today?"

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Church Basement Foodie

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

Collective Psyche

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Pearly King and Queen

"First time visitors should always check the seating chart before entering the sanctuary."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Sign Reform

Before the riots/after the riots

Midwest Winter Items.

Community church - the home of religion lite - Sermon: 'Atheism? You may be right!'

Human Rights for All

social services cuts

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'Details of the summer fete can be found on our website. The address is on the notice board at the back of the church.'

Maypole

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

recycling

Impotent Democracy

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

'My problem is that I am an informed citizen.'