Gravy Guild Member Mugs

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

It's all gravy.

Robert Drake

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

'His social skills have improved since he lost his job in banking.'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'Yup, might be time for a new gardener.'

"Cemetery Pie"

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

'The gravy turned out a bit thick.'

Man digging real grave for Halloween.

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

"Police. Nobody move or groove."

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

'We're a coalition force, ref.'

What're you doing for Thanksgiving, little buddy? Having a huge party. It'll be full of turkey, cranberry sauce, wine, eggnog, football, and friends and family who love me dearly. Oh, good. I was afraid you'd be alone all day playing video games. "Turkey Slaughter VI" is no ordinary game. You're coming to my place.

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

Grub-skewer sandals.

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

'How's the steak?' 'The steak's ok. The gravy's tough.'

A gravy boat navigating the hazardous Mashed Potato Passage.

Newton discovers gravy

"But stew is just everything I don't like in gravy."

Highlights of the tasting menu at the diner...

The start of the world's first intercontinental food fights.