'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'
Gravy Guru Mugs
Start their day with a laugh—our Gravy Guru mugs are perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of the perfect sauce. A fun gift to brighten their kitchen routine!
George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...
The start of the world's first intercontinental food fights.
'The gravy turned out a bit thick.'
"Gravy turned out a little thick."
"How can you be out of wings?"
Domestic Superheroes!!
Apples for sale
On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.
"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"
Every barbecue has its winners and losers.
Due to his low center of gravity, Jake is the greatesr broncbuster ever!
Intelligent people laugh too!
'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'
"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."
would you like it with extra botulism and a touch of salmonella?
'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'
Barbecuing Aprons For Today's Guys
"I've just barbecued my head again."
'My electric car is giving me static!'
'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'
Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe
"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."
'Oh Hi!'
Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill
'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'
Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.
It's only firing on 87 cylinders!
"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."
Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...
Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!
Instant Laundry Detergent, 'Just add water'.
Lioness Shops for Snacks.
'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'
Axle greaseMarine greaseElbow grease .
Gravy Guru Mugs Collection
Gravy Guru Pillows
Raise the comfort quotient with our playful Gravy Guru pillows—perfect for adding humor and personality to any kitchen or dining nook.
Gravy Guru Prints
Brighten up their kitchen with a decorative print that celebrates the culinary artistry of the Gravy Guru—fun, stylish, and full of flavor.
Gravy Guru T-Shirts
Check out our witty Gravy Guru T-shirts—ideal for culinary creatives who love to show off their sauce skills in style.