Gravy Appreciator Gifts

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

A Venus cow trap.

I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

Stop Ironic Graffiti

It's all gravy.

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

Other than a high chair, what qualifies you to sit in judgment? A lethal gavel.

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

Blessed are the brief.

Heaven Has VIP

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

'The gravy turned out a bit thick.'

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

'...and finally I'd just like to thank my plastic surgeon for giving me these puppies.'

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

"That's him? I love his stuff!"

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'