Gravy Appreciator T-Shirts

'How about a drink?' - 'You've got gravy.'

'I imagine you'll be asking for a full refund.'

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

A Venus cow trap.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"I hope you don't call that a party face."

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

It's all gravy.

Stop Ironic Graffiti

'... Further to our telephone conversation of the 3rd, my fax of the 11th, my letters of the 16th, 23rd and 28th, my emails of....'

'I wish John would stop using that gourmet pet food that makes gravy when you add water.'

"The first step toward enlightenment is dissillusionment."

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

A Cow watching a horror movie.

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

It's true what they say: Life at the top can be lonely...

Blessed are the brief.

Heaven Has VIP

"Gravy turned out a little thick."

'The gravy turned out a bit thick.'

"I've crossed a potato with a sponge. You should see it soak up gravy."

Alien Abduction Is A Myth. . .

George has been trying for years to get Margaret to stop feeding the deer...

"I'll have the successful businessman's lunch, please, with extra gravy."

"Are you sure you can trust this doctor?"

'He's a good kid - Puts lots of gravy on his homework.'

'What in hell kind of a men's room is this?'

"That's him? I love his stuff!"

Andy is visited by the Ghost of Thanksgiving Future.

'Be advised, Monday through Thursday I don't do 'perky'.'

'How about a drink?' 'You've got gravy.'

Massage? Phone Suzy written on hand towel