Gore Lovers Prints

"It's OK... I'm Anemic."

The Brothers Grime

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

Gramma's Tators & Gravy...All You Can Eat!

100 best beheadings

Dance.

'Cool! Where'd you learn the new step?'

In case of funky emergency, break glass

Their father would frequently have to barge in and pantomime to his kids that they were not being quiet enough as they pantomimed actual noisy children.

"It's a blood curdling novel about the brutal murder of a publisher who rejected a book about the brutal murder of a publisher..."

'Ooh girl, he may look like a potato, but he moves like a yam!'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'We've decided it might be better to show your televised operation after the 9 o'clock watershed...'

Wee Folks Daycare

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Burp!

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Baby thinks: I smile, they smile. I laugh, they laugh. I think they're teachable!

Trilby - 'Malbrouck s'en va-t'en guerre'.

Frankenstein recharges after Halloween

Over the years Dr Litmus had developed a very strong stomach - Reading anatomy book while eating breakfast

'I keep thinking people aren't laughing at me.'

I survived end of the world after party.

Dancing.

'Actually, my Dad never learned to talk - My Mom's a ventriloquist.'