Gargling Virtuoso Gifts

For Tom, learning to gargle was finally paying off!

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Oh Hi!'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Where 'Pastor'-ized Milk Comes From...

"Whine and cheezed party."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Hacksaw Violin.

Air Sitar.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Cello Composer

The Cello Victims

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'He's writing two concertos and a sonata - that should keep him of the streets.'

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'He's switched from tweeting on Twitter to growling on a new social media site called Growler. Suits him better.'

Menu. Will you do it? It'll cost you -- Two lattes. Fine. Just do it. Ok, stand back. You stupid #*& phone. Stop disconnecting my calls, you #*&% jerk! It needed doing, but I couldn't yell at my own phone. That felt wonderful.

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

Franz Liszt

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

Violinist

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

"I grilled your chicken, and it admitted everything."