Gargling Virtuoso Prints

For Tom, learning to gargle was finally paying off!

"Here's another one written in E minor and in case you haven't guessed by now, it's the only chord I know."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

'Oh Hi!'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Whine and cheezed party."

'Eat the grass in perfect circles. It drives them crazy.'

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'Tell us what you've done with all the grass!'

Hacksaw Violin.

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Air Sitar.

"Let me guess...you forgot to put their hand-brakes on!"

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

Cello Composer

The Cello Victims

Wine, Whine. Unwind.

'It's the ultimate micro brew. Put some hops and yeast in your mouth and gargle.'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

A man ice fishing through a hole in the ice opened using a soda can pull tab.

'He's writing two concertos and a sonata - that should keep him of the streets.'

Franz Liszt

It was love at first sight...then one of them got hungry.

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

Violinist

Classical Customer Information - "How long is a piece of string quartet?"

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

Chef Cellist

"Thursdays and Saturdays, it's glassblowing, Mondays and Wednesdays it's Morris dancing!"

"OK guys, one more time, and this time Fred, concentrate: your last howl was out of tune..."

'Unbelievable money maker.'