Visual Virtuoso Prints

'Absent any details, in purely visual terms, I like it.'

Opticians

Artist and Musician

Thesaurus Company

"Whine and cheezed party."

"I'm afraid you have a condition called 'googly-eyes'."

'Sometimes, from time to time, occasionally I wish I'd never bought that ruddy thesaurus!'

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

"Why do people think using big words is a bad thing?"

"Nobody listens to me complain quite like you do."

Violin Player

'He's the bluesman's bluesman.'

'The other kids at school say I might need glasses, Dad.'

'Aha! I think I figured out the headache problem, one of these things is pointed the other way. This would explain the double vision.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Office of quality assurance"

"You have to practice because if the Devil challenges you to a fiddle contest and wins, he gets your soul."

Bookworm group

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

'Crikey, you've got to have good eye-sight to look through those glasses, haven't you?'

'You've had the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

Trying cellos, too big!

Hacksaw Violin.

What your guitar says about you.

"By the way, about your presentation...Management has made a surprise visit."

"You've got to give Hunter top marks for presentation."

'And now, for your musical entertainment!'

"It took years of vocal training, but I now have a vocal range from squeaky right down to tenor..."

"Is this speech pie-in-the-sky nonsense or aspirational?"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Recording Studio