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THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Janet Leigh caricature

Modern day mirror.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

"Happy New Year!"

Joan Crawford junior

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

'I've received celebrity status!'

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

Stars Without Make-Up.

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

Cybergoths.

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

'I'm tired of being a jet-setter. I want to settle down, raise kids, run my own airline...'