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THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Loved our evening, Lou. Thanks for being rich."

Monica Bellucci

Janet Leigh caricature

Liz Hurley

Bar Refaeli

Modern day mirror.

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

He's given up being an internation man of mystery and global sex symbol as part of his new years resolutions.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

Joan Collins

"Happy New Year!"

"Edward lived fast, died young, and left a very pretty corpse."

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

Joan Crawford junior

Paris Hilton

Stars Without Make-Up.

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

Extremely leggy woman emerges from stretch limo.

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'I've received celebrity status!'

Assorted Smiles, Show Business Awards.

'...Then I swept down the staircase, into the ballroom.'

Portrait of Bette Davis

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

A woman walks the red carpet during a security screening.

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

Cybergoths.