Gargoyle Appreciator Prints

'Eww, when did this building get that hideous gargoyle?'

"In hindsight, we shouldn't have had him cremated."

The Salmon Run

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Thug life on safari.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"He was a grouch when I met him. It was love at first gripe."

Romantic Tree Carving

"I went with weirdness over quantity this year."

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"No, son. Let him finish."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

'...And it comes with valuable coupons toward your next purchase.'

Polar bear looking forward to fish for dinner.

'I finally got my pouch pierced.'

"You are not what I expected."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'Man, I hate it when she wears heels.'

"Me admit was awesome idea but maybe saber tooth tiger just not cut out for domestication."

"Happy New Year!"

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

'That's what we evolved from.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Sexy snakes' magazine...

Finish Line

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

"We need 6 last meals over at table 9."

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"