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The First Art Critic

Larry's used art

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

"I think that's one of his early 'blank canvases'. I think there are some bigger ones in the next room."

Alien David statue

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

That shows business confidence.

The height of fashion in 1796

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Venus

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Use your imagination.

Where Indian ink came from.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Van Gogh was starting to run out of gift ideas.

Children's artwork exhibition.

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

What the Thinker was thinking: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

What's an Imax cave?

The Selfie

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

Klimt Kiss Phones

Mr. Punch in Venice

"The overthinker"

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Candle Portraits.

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"I find that hugely offensive!"

The Origami Society...