Club Competitor T-Shirts

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

'Not that slowly back...'

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

Brownie Points

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

Men drinking

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

Time-of-the-month club.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

The Croucho Club

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Skateboard Olympics.

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

Hap's Bar & Grill: 'Stress manager on duty.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

I'm warning you. My nosy parents are chaperoning. It'll be fine. Eco Club Dance. All they want to do is spy on me. You're safe. You think? Is that Twig? I forgot my night-vision goggles.

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'