Club Competitor Pillows

'For Heaven's sake Gerald, we all lead in the wrong suit some evenings.'

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

'Not that slowly back...'

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"On the weekend I finally beat the club pro...so I don't need you anymore!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Brownie Points

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

Men drinking

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Jack started to note how these 'accidents' always occurred after he missed a shot.

'Make no mistake Wetherall, it's a jungle out there.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

The Croucho Club

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"Calm down, I'm just using the rules of modern competition."

Skateboard Olympics.

Pole Vaulting Club

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'This information is on a need-to-screw-others basis.'

"Howard, you've met my ukulele ladies before."

"Welcome back sir: please come down..."

'If you couldn't get into clubs, what makes you think you can get in here?'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'