Club Champion Pillows

'Not that slowly back...'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

Brownie Points

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Men drinking

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

The Croucho Club

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

Pole Vaulting Club

Nato

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

"You don't need English on every shot."

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilt to the charge of sexual harassment by reason of a testosterone surge.'

'He's here to apply for the bouncer job.'

'Boy Scouts aren't ANY kind of terrorists!'