Debate Club Champions Pillows

"The mansion tax won't cut it. We should tax anyone who disagrees with Polly Toynbee."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Moses Today. Due to the sensitive nature of this matter, my source wishes to remain anonymous.

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'Not that slowly back...'

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

Masters of Political Oratory

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

Our Rights

"Not in my name!"

If You Can't Beat Them

Trump and Erdoğan

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Brownie Points

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

Good Things About the Iraq War

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

The Logic of Impeaching Trump as Applied to Watergate

BP's Spill Bill