Debate Club Captain Pillows

The Logic of Impeaching Trump as Applied to Watergate

Trump's Twitter Row

Loan Alley

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Masters of Political Oratory

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

And now, for a rebuttal.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"Not in my name!"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Trump and Erdoğan

If You Can't Beat Them

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

If You Praise Anything about the United States

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

Good Things About the Iraq War

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Nato

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."