Debate Club Captain Gifts

Trump's Twitter Row

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

Trump and Erdoğan

"Not in my name!"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Nato

'There's a strong minimalist influence in this artist's work.' 'Good! The less there is of it, the better.'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring