Debate Club Fan Gifts

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Masters of Political Oratory

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

The George Bush Library Tour.

If You Can't Beat Them

Impeachment

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

George Will

The partisan cafe

Nato

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

The Logic of Impeaching Trump as Applied to Watergate