Debate Dance Fan Gifts

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

Interpretive napping

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

The George Bush Library Tour.

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

"Resistance" Democrats Promise Bipartisanship with the Same Republicans They Called Scum

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

George Will

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

The partisan cafe

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

The delegitimization effort.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Bring on the Crazy

Chuck Schumer

Two Americas

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

'. . . But where's the beef?'

Pot and Kettle

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

Moral compass 2003