Debate Dance Fan Pillows

Joe Lieberman rehearses the Filibuster dance.

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

Interpretive napping

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

The partisan cafe

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Chuck Schumer

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

The delegitimization effort.

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

Pot and Kettle

'Going well!'

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'

Moral compass 2003

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

'. . . But where's the beef?'

'I was thinking about voting my conscience this time, but then I remembered that I didn't have one.'