Debate Club Fan Pillows

"Outrage online as a group of white kids in MAGA hats accost a native American protester. Just shameful."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

The partisan cafe

Nato

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Chuck Schumer