Debate Club Champion Pillows

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

If You Can't Beat Them

Evidence?

Libtard University

'On a scale of 1 to 10, you're definitely on a 10...on the richter scale!'

'And let me assure you that no matter what side you are on, I'm on it with you.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilt to the charge of sexual harassment by reason of a testosterone surge.'

GOP Chained Up

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

"Why is it that the national debt is such a big deal when a democrat is in the White House but not when a Republican is president."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

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