Debate Club Champion Pillows

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Libtard University

'On a scale of 1 to 10, you're definitely on a 10...on the richter scale!'

'And let me assure you that no matter what side you are on, I'm on it with you.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilt to the charge of sexual harassment by reason of a testosterone surge.'

GOP Chained Up

"Why is it that the national debt is such a big deal when a democrat is in the White House but not when a Republican is president."

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

Loan Alley

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'Not that slowly back...'

A young positivist.

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'