Debate Club Ace Pillows

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

Loan Alley

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

Masters of Political Oratory

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Not in my name!"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Trump and Erdoğan

If You Can't Beat Them

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

The last word.

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

The Logic of Impeaching Trump as Applied to Watergate

If You Praise Anything about the United States

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Good Things About the Iraq War

Nato

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.