Debate Club Ace Gifts

"...and now a few words from the class know-it-all."

Loan Alley

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"Not in my name!"

Trump and Erdoğan

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

The last word.

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

Nato

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"