Debate Clubbers Gifts

'Our first order of business is that we need to elect a president and a vice president!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Hypnotoon

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"Not in my name!"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Trump and Erdoğan

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

Polly Clinic.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Nato