Debate Clubbers Gifts

'Our first order of business is that we need to elect a president and a vice president!'

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

Hypnotoon

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

"Hey. We’re in the doghouse every night. That’s the beauty of it."

"So is that a slice of a hook? I never know which is which."

Masters of Political Oratory

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

And now, for a rebuttal.

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Uh-oh. The so-called marriage penalty."

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

"Not in my name!"

If You Can't Beat Them

Trump and Erdoğan

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

The Logic of Impeaching Trump as Applied to Watergate

Good Things About the Iraq War

Polly Clinic.