Debate Club Gifts

"Not in my name!"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

Loan Alley

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

Masters of Political Oratory

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

Trump and Erdoğan

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

If You Can't Beat Them

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."