Starting Debate Club Gifts

Debate Class: "Why Should I Let You In?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Loan Alley

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

And now, for a rebuttal.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Not in my name!"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

If You Can't Beat Them

Trump and Erdoğan

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

The Train to Nowhere

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"