Debate Club Debaters Gifts

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

Skeptic Tank.

"Buzz off, Fly-boy. We don't need more accessories."

Loan Alley

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

Changing Minds

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

I thought I was proposing to Sally, but evidently I was challenging her to a twenty year series of debates.

'I'm still not sure HOW it happened. One minute, we were bouncing ideas off each other, and the next thing I knew, we were using furniture instead!'

"And you need to know this why?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"Remember, God created you. Evolution will get you left behind."

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

The Epic Battle Over Anthony Kennedy's Replacement Is the Charadiest of All Charades Ever

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Not in my name!"

"Nonsense - we're far less religious than you are."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Trump and Erdoğan

Sen. Krupt. Your vote should never be for sale. It's much more efficient to rent it out!

If You Can't Beat Them

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Man sees signs on door of the debating society; "Tonight: Is time travel possible? Gone out back 10 minutes ago."