Community Debaters Club Gifts

Allotment owners AGM - 'Rhubarb, rhubarb,rhubarb,...'

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

If You Can't Beat Them

Trump and Erdoğan

"Not in my name!"

The Train to Nowhere

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

''Consent of the governed'? -- Okay, but we'll need a lot of soft money.'

Good Things About the Iraq War

Nato

If You Praise Anything about the United States

"I worry that the king's constant lying and his attacks on our societal norms and institutions is coarsening the civic discourse deemed essential by enlightened people everywhere!"

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"Before you present your 2 cents worth, understand I'll only pay a penny for your thoughts."

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

Thoughts that never cross Trump's mind. . .

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilt to the charge of sexual harassment by reason of a testosterone surge.'

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

'I Cannot Tell A Lie... George Bush Did It !

"The President could have shot James Comey if he wanted to, legally speaking."

"Ethics? It's that little comic book on the end there."