Civic Discourse Debater Gifts

"I worry that the king's constant lying and his attacks on our societal norms and institutions is coarsening the civic discourse deemed essential by enlightened people everywhere!"

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

Dialogue

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

Trappist Monk Discord

"Now that's a win."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"That's six 'noes' and one 'aye', the ayes have it"

"Mainstream? Who's to say what's mainstream?"

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

Netanyahu versus Gantz

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

The Church of DanaeDanaeism: 'And let such sacrilege go uncontested? Never! I demand equal time for alternate explanations of things.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

"It's something new I've been trying. Social scientists call it 'Productive Disagreement.'"

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"If I vote my conscience, it's Sanders. If I vote my pocketbook, it's Trump. If I vote my emotions, it's Hillary. If I vote my anger, it's Cruz..."

Crooked Hillary... Pig... Sad!... Not a Ten!...

"How do I know God is not real? For the same reason I know people on TV can't see me."

Like Minded

And now, for a rebuttal.

The last word.

Woke Jersey Shore

Global warming debate.

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Approved Debate Questions

'My opponent hates cats.'