Date Debate Club Gifts

"It's nothing serious. We're just carbon dating."

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Trump and Erdoğan

"Not in my name!"

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

''Consent of the governed'? -- Okay, but we'll need a lot of soft money.'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'All right, I agree with you.'

Nato

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"Before you present your 2 cents worth, understand I'll only pay a penny for your thoughts."

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'I Cannot Tell A Lie... George Bush Did It !