Date Debate Club Prints

"It's nothing serious. We're just carbon dating."

Loan Alley

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

And now, for a rebuttal.

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Not in my name!"

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Trump and Erdoğan

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

If You Can't Beat Them

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

''Consent of the governed'? -- Okay, but we'll need a lot of soft money.'

If You Praise Anything about the United States

Nato

Good Things About the Iraq War

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

'All right, I agree with you.'

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

"Before you present your 2 cents worth, understand I'll only pay a penny for your thoughts."