Debate Club Champ Gifts

"What about selling drugs to the rich and keeping the money for ourselves?"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

Nato

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Everyone stay calm, if we don't upset it maybe it won't start shooting."

The Government's Got Your Back. And Wants Your Front As Well.

"The derby is better. That makes you look like Abraham Lincoln."

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'His idea of campaign finance reform is insisting on small bills.'

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

You don't believe I could be a supreme court justice! You're ruining my self-esteem! F.Y.I? � Whiny tirades don't look good on a supreme court justice's record. Thank you for your candid assessments. I will certainly consider their merits. Fine judicial temperament. And reject them for their shallow insensitivity! Rejection overruled.

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

America Finally Solves the Gun Problem

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

Healthcare declaration

'I don't get it, Victoria. . . why are men in control of everything?'

A young positivist.

"So—who are you angry at currently?"

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

'If you have to ask, you can't afford it.'

"Ever notice how grateful people are when you present them with facts contrary to their beliefs?"

Children arguing over the name of a fish

'There are no stupid questions, so let's also agree there are no stupid answers.'

"This swamp is much too beautiful to drain.".