Debate Club Leader Gifts

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Not in my name!"

Trump and Erdoğan

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

''Consent of the governed'? -- Okay, but we'll need a lot of soft money.'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Nato

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

"Before you present your 2 cents worth, understand I'll only pay a penny for your thoughts."

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring