Debate Clubber Gifts

'I'd like to accept the blame for the things that are my fault, but that would set a dangerous precedent.'

'No...I'M the leader!'

"A truly lively debate, yet no clear winner."

The One Demographic that Trump has not yet succeeded in insulting....

'Trouble is, the plan has already jump-started him!'

'Well, having a general opinion that fits every topic keeps him from wasting words...'

'How come you never see Perot on C-span anymore?'

'Let's just say we've had a 'parting of the waves'.'

No party politics beyond this point.

'Now, moving on to rape and murder, it's helpful, I think, to consider the two standard British light bulb fittings.'

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

You know, judge, I'm always the one saying "May I please the court"

Randy, remember when the president went to the U.N. and talked about how unstable North Korea was? Yeah, that was right before he threatened to "totally destroy" North Korea. I see what you're getting at, little buddy. You think that was ironic. Yes. But what about Randy's axiom #67.1 ... "Unapologetic irony is the key to seduction. It breaks all rules of common sense and respect, and breaking rules is sexy." I didn't mean "sexy" in the hubba-hubba sense. Oh, good, because I was about to say, I

The Entire Justice System is Rigged....Except for that Hunter Biden Case Obviously.

"And another thing!"

Masters of Political Oratory

If the CIA Had Been Right, They Would Have Told Bush That Invading Afghanistan Would Cost $13 Trillion and Another Defeat

Polarized

Before the Deluge

Team Politics Is the Great Equalizer between Republicans and Democrats

"Did you sleep awkwardly again?"

Loan Alley

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

'Polly wants a cracker! Fetch!'

"My wife thought the phrase 'stick it to the man' meant everyone, hence we're divorced. My new girlfriend and I met at a party. She's krazy, man. We bonded right away and now she's pregnant. It's a squeeze top. My brother's in rehab for sniffing. He never could get his nose out of my business."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

'I'm 3 years old - that's 21 dog years - so start pouring!'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"Do kids eat free?"

"Oh isn't that your squeeze slithering this way?"

Sober Tooth Tiger