Debate Club Member Pillows

"Are you telling me that just because something is against the law, that makes it illegal?"

'Look, people are basically honest and decent. Why don't we scrap the tax laws completely and have the people pay whatever they think is fair?'

'Can I ask you not to wear that t-shirt Bill?'

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

Brexit

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

And now, for a rebuttal.

Crisis Priorities

"Before you present your 2 cents worth, understand I'll only pay a penny for your thoughts."

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

"I think I can say, without fear of contradiction..."

Man with Never-Ending Speech

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'Can we go home now or d'you think they need more time to argue?'

"It's a textbook case- depending on which state your textbooks are from."

'I Cannot Tell A Lie... George Bush Did It !

Overcrowded Prison

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

"I know it's the White House. This is 'End White Privilege Week'."

"Yes, of course, we all make mistakes but one thing I can promise - I will never admit to mine."

"What do you wan to be when you grow up?"

The Culture of Knife Violence

"We'll close this session, then, with our usual call for an end to this tiresome partisan bickering!"

"What do you think of artificial intelligence?"

'There's always a way around it!'

"I've never needed health insurance -- I just make sure that I always owe money to everybody."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

At the Brett Kavanaugh Hearing, Democrats Make a Not-So-Bold Stand for the #Resistance

Loan Alley

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You hid your money offshore to avoid taxes? Not just that … Years ago, after exhaustive research, I concluded that our entire socio-economic apparatus would collapse in an orgy of chaos and food-rioting, due to the unsustainable burden of our welfare culture. I started squirreling away my profits, as soon as that communist got elected president. Biden is not a communist. I was talking about Reagan.

Finally, A Real Honest Politician: '...And I think you should elect me because I'm nothing but a big, fat liar!'

Sure, it's comprehensive, but too negative.

Democratic Suicide Squad

If You Praise Anything about the United States