Democracy Debate Fan Pillows

"Sir, the best way to woo voters is to fool some of the people some of the time, and issue an apology to the rest!"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"See..? We told you there was nothing there..."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Man...You age great!'

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"Putin's prime critic was killed. That would never happen in U.S. politics, because nothing gets done here!"

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

'So what if few limp-wristed girlie men think we're too extreme!'

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

Self Checkout

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

"There's nothing in the constitution that guarantees women the right to choose air."

The partisan cafe

The delegitimization effort.

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

POLLS, 'If an election were being held today....'

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

Chuck Schumer