Debate Club Champions T-Shirts

"The mansion tax won't cut it. We should tax anyone who disagrees with Polly Toynbee."

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"Helen, I have decided to seek a change of venue, since it has grown increasingly obvious that I can no longer get a fair trial in this household."

'Not that slowly back...'

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

Our Rights

"Not in my name!"

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Brownie Points

Trump and Erdoğan

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

'Yeah, but would you want to have a beer with him.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Nato