Debate Club Star T-Shirts

'Is it still considered cheating when you copy test answers off someone who just gets average grades?'

"If reelected, this time, I promise not to procrastinate for four years and then try to get all my governing done in one epic all-nighter."

Liberal Vote-Shaming Explained

"Now don't do anything flashy with the money, like pay off all your student loans at once."

Liz Kendall, Labour MP

"Okay ... if the egg did come first, who laid it?"

Loan Alley

"Whoa, don't ask constitutional questions you don't want to know the answers to."

"Yes, we voted remain - how did you guess?"

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'For ever 'no-no' there's a legal 'yes-yes'.'

"It's late. I am not getting into another heated discussion with you."

Masters of Political Oratory

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

"According to national law you're innocent but national law counts less than. . ."

And now, for a rebuttal.

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

Catholic-Protestant Debates. . .

'If experience is the best teacher, why can't I get a student loan?'

"Not in my name!"

If You Can't Beat Them

Trump and Erdoğan

'I'm so proud of Trevor for getting an early start on his negative campaign for Student Council.'

'...at least it's done something for our image.'

"Now, should we add something at the end about how wise we are and therefore nothing in here should ever be changed?"

''Consent of the governed'? -- Okay, but we'll need a lot of soft money.'

Nato

The Logic of Impeaching Trump as Applied to Watergate

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

Good Things About the Iraq War

'Just want to give you a heads-up that Danae is outside test marketing her skills in contrarian persuasion.'

If You Praise Anything about the United States

RIP: Here lies the last remains of civility and honesty in the political process.