Club Champion Gifts

'Not that slowly back...'

'Oh what's the use? You don't know the course.'

Brownie Points

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

'You're not confident at the water hole are you?'

Dancing at the Clubs.

Trilby - 'Bonjour, Suzon!'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Shouting Fire in a Crowded Theater

'The grudge match.'

"The club scene is really changing."

"Wait a minute. Have you guys thought about how this thing is supposed to fit in there?"

"You'll learn a lot at our book club...like how to read between the wines."

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

"We'd like to do a song that will barely penetrate your consciousness as you continue to enjoy those faddish cigars and single-malt scotches."

'Don't just stand there, get into focus!'

Weapons supplies to Ukraine. . . Weapons supplies to Russia.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

If You Can't Beat Them

Men drinking

Rooster DJ scratches records during party.

"It's been so long—it's like I'm only gay in theory."

'When you said we were going clubbing, I didn't know you meant History Club, Chess Club and Math Club.'

Nato

Man's evolution to the Strip club.

Time-of-the-month club.

"You see 'The Man' devised this shrewd plan so more people can go to college and become doctors and lawyers and stuff. Now that they're 'productive members of society,' revolution is the last thing on their minds! I plan to make that my doctoral thesis wh

Pole Vaulting Club

"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."

'Whoa Hold up, You need to get you hand stamped,'

The Croucho Club

"Some prop-forward he's turned out to be."

"You don't need English on every shot."

Man and Women in a Boxing Ring

'It's a deal -- I'll introduce a bill to bail out your country club, and you'll introduce a bill to bail out my country club!'